Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Funniest Commercial EVER.

Honestly. Who thinks of these things?

HILARIOUS.


Lady Lahndo aka LL!!




So if you don't know this is my lovely guinea pig named Lady Lahndo, LL for short. She's friggin awesome.

But I'm pretty sure she's CRAZY.

1. She's a glutton. She'll eat until alllllllll her food is GONE. Idk if that's normal for guinea pigs but it sure doesnt seem rite.

2. She has a major attitude. Idk how to explain it, but she has DUMB 'tude. lmao

3. She wakes up at the crack of dawn and starts chewing on shit. I'm pretty sure she does it to try to wake me up cuz it's GOTdamn annoying.

4. If i leave the room, she starts screaming for me. Like, what. I didn't realize you were that attached. Cute tho. Real cute.

Even with all this I LOVE her fat ass. She used to be tiny and cute but all this lettuce, timothy hay and Fiesta brand guinea pig food is plumping her ass up. hahahahaha.


Squidbillies!!!!!

So if you've never watched this show, you are reaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllly missing out.

Early is by FAR one of the funniest characters EVER. It comes on adult swim and the new season just started but dont ask me when it comes on cuz I somehow just run into it all the time.

I heart this show. 15min of pure hilariousness. lmaoooooo

Now enjoy these clips of Early.

Monday, May 25, 2009

Scaredy Cat...

This is just TOO funny.

He was SO focused about this song and then loses it all when his mom busts in the room. That's how you know he was up to no good. lmao

Bless his lil heart.



Tamagotchi!!!!!!!


OMG! So I was going thru random crap in my room and i found these GOTdamn Tamagotchis!!!!!! I'm too excited. I need batteries so I can get these babies crackin!

Don't be surprised if you walk up on me gettin it with my Tamagotchis and my friggin Giga Faces, lmaoooooooooooo.

I'm SO bringing these back...again.

I miss the days when life was so simple to just make sure my Tamagotchi didnt suffocate in its hershey kiss shaped pooped. *sigh*

Good friggin times.

Happy Memorial Day!!

Soooooo, i hope everybody had a lovely holiday!! I know I did, bbq with friends and fam, allllll the food was DElicious!!!!!

Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd those b*tch ass (F)Lakers LOST!!! by 20pts!!! yessssssssssssssssssssssss.

I HATE the (F)Lakers. and I dont care what you say, I will NEVER like them. EVER. Especially not Kobe. I'm not saying that they're not a good team or that Kobe isn't one of the best in the game, but I DO NOT like them. Never have, never will.

Anywhoooooooo...only thing that could've made this day better was seeing my Schnooks. eh well. lol

Get it BOY!!

hahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

i really dont have anything to say...this really speaks for itself.

part of me has so much to say, but he really tried to DO me so I'm not even gonna go there.

u go boy!


MaHnDi's Tips!

Soooo, this goes out to any guys reading this.

There's always one not attractive guy that manages to find his way in a pack of cute ones. He's usually a cousin or relative of someone or just snuck in somehow, lol. And he's usually the most anxious in the group.

DO NOT let him come with ya'll if ur goin to go mess with some girls. Especially some girls u dont know!!!! He will ruin it, i promise. Most girls go out to do their dirt with their homegirls, but if one girl isn't down, then usually the others wont be down either. All it takes is one bad move on ugly's behalf and ur all fukked out of what could have been a happy ending, lmao.

Girls know within the first hour of meeting you, whether we're gonna mess with u or not. I'm not saying its gonna happen that nite or that week, but we already have an idea of whether u can get it or not, haha. So once whoever is gonna be paired up with ugly sees him, it's usually over b4 it starts.

I know this sounds harsh, but i clearly tried to tell somebody this the other nite and they didnt listen. u wanna know what happened????

Ugly ruined it for everybody by tryna run out there talking to the girls b4 anything even went down. By being toooooo damn anxious he then showed his ugly face and prolly said some bullshit and the girls left b4 anybody else could make they way outside, hahahahahahahahaha.

And he was the maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain one talking bout, "u dont need to be dressed, it's the game that gets u in" guess he didnt have none of this alleged "game" huh? hahahahaha

Shoulda listened to Mahndi and sent ugly on his way home *sigh* I love it when I'm rite...which is pretty much allllways, haha.

oh, and i guess this could go for girls too. But correct me if I'm wrong but I'm pretty sure a guy is more likely to fukk an ugly girl than a girl would be to fukk an ugly guy. lmao

Befor Dirty Jobs, there was QVC??

So this video is one of theeeeeeeeee funniest things i've seen. First of all, dont let Mike Rowe sell anything on QVC. Second, DO NOT let it be a fukkin paper bag so cleverly named Katsak. hmph. Third, pleeeeeeeeeease pay attention to his commentary.

"when a cat sees this, he's gonna be drawn to it...magically." what mike? magically? oh OK.

$36.50. for a bag???? that crinkles. rite.

"sounds of unbridled pleasure" now ur just full of it mike.

"gripping video" gripping?? honestly mike...spare me.

i'll leave the rest for u to hear for yourself. lmao Just know, Mike Rowe is really trying to give it to u.

and if you dont know who he is or what Dirty Jobs is, then idk what ur really about in life...lmao


LA Marathon



So, I just dropped my daddy off to go ride his bike in the LA Marathon at 345am. I think he wanted the extra time to warm up or something, idk. lol. he's so official tho. he has his lil water backpack and gettin ass bike, hahaha.

Well i just wanna wish any and everybody participating in the marathon GOOD LUCK!!!! and be safe!!!

I especially wanna wish the bestest daddy in the whooooooooooooooooooole world luck!!! GO SAM BAM!!!! he's #1124 in the Acura Bikethon!!!

Any takers??

W.
T.
F.

no. really. what theeeeee fukk??

oh, thanks to Jay for this video...*sigh*


Welcome!!

Welcome to MaHnDi's world!!!

I can't be held responsible for anything I say or post on here. But if you know me, then u allllllllllllready know. If u dont know me, well...hold on for the ride, haha.


Live life, laugh often and LOVE hard!

smOOches!!