Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Every Lil Step Mike Takes...

I just can't. Watch Mike Tyson aka Twinkle Toes get it crakkin to the tunes of everybody's favorite crackhead. *sigh*




oh...and YOUR WELCOME. :-D 

Monday, September 27, 2010

I just can't tolerate idiocy...or fanny packs.

Soooo, I really try to NOT judge people cuz seriously, who am I to judge somebody?? Buuuuuuuut there are a few things that I can't even help but to judge. Like if I see you doing or saying certain things, I INSTANTLY judge you. Sorry. :-/ 

If you mispell the SAME word over 3 times while texting? #ImJudgingYou (yes, I KNOW this isn't Twitter, but hashtags kinda hit. shush.)

If you pronounce "specific", "pacific". #ImJudgingYou

If you're wearing a fanny pack!? #ImJudgingYou

You HONESTLY think Soulja Boy is an amazing rapper??? #ImJudgingYou (I don't care if you're only 12, you should know better.)

You wear socks with sandals? #ImJudgingYou

You're trying to be deep on Facebook/Twitter and you can't spell? #ImJudgingYou

Basically if you can't spell simple shit, i.e. feel, with, want, friend. #ImJudgingYou (I've seen people mispell ALL of those words.)

You're GROWN and have no cell phone?? Or any other kind of contact?? #ImJudgingYou cuz Metro PCS is GIVING away phones and minutes.

I'm not even gonna keep going...just be aware. I'm trying to get better, PROMISE! I just can't tolerate idiocy. or fanny packs.

Friday, September 10, 2010

Facebook :-/

Let me start off by saying I LOVE Facebook. I'm effin addicted and it's amazing. I've been pressed since it was JUST college students and all you could do was tag photos and poke people. BUT it has slowly become a place of ignorance and messiness and I kinda love it EVEN more. (but don't tell anybody...)

I just wanna point out a few things that really, REALLY irk the shit outta me everytime I log on. *sigh*

1. People who missed like 5 years worth of grammer lessons. Seriously people, it's NOT that hard. I promise.  When you have high school graduation pictures and you don't know the difference between to, too and two???? It makes me sad. So let me help you out

to- It's a preposition y'all. If you don't know how to use it, then I'm REALLY sad inside. Like depressed for you.
ex. She went to the beauty supply to buy a new lacefront.

too- 1. in addition; also; furthermore; moreover
       2.to an excessive extent or degree; beyond what is desirable

ex. Gina needs a new lacefront, too.
     She is too big for those leggings.

two- It's a number y'all. You know, One, Two, Three...and so on. GET IT?? *sigh*

ex. The two of them need new lacefronts. NOW. (haha...I had to.)

2. People who delete their account and then reactivate it and act like it's a miracle. They always come back with a post like, "I couldn't do it! Hey FB, I'm back! Did you miss me??"
And then I'm all...what?? Miss u? You were GONE? Oooooh...yea, no. I don't care. I'm just saying if you're gonna de-activate then just stick with it. I have like almost 500 friends on FB, I can't keep up with even 1/4 of that...*sigh*

3. And do you know who's worse than them? The people who always have posts talkin about how they "think" they're gonna delete their account. Attention whore much? Just do it. Stop asking for people's opinions. 80% won't even know you're gone. PROMISE.

4. People who post what they're doing EVERY second. Getting in the shower, eating dinner, just got off the phone, bout to call my boo...etc. Seriously people...maybe your life is just boring, but please. Spare me. Nobody cares. And if they do, then maybe you should just text them.

5. People who change their profile picture more than once a day. Do I REALLY need to see ALL those angles?? Is this some inside joke I'm missing out on? Cuz I don't get it. AT ALL. And believe me, I think I'm DAMN cute. You do know their are photo albums right? You can put as many pics as you want! I just don't want to have to guess what your default is everytime I refresh the page. Please and thank you.

6. And last but DEF not least. The people who constantly put the SADDEST thing they can think of in their status. I can't decide if they're really just THAT pitiful or if they just want attention. I assume attention, because why else would you put it on FACEBOOK! *sigh* But seriously, I don't wanna be sad when I get on Facebook. Knockitoff. You're ruining it for everybody. Party pooper. :-P

 If you are guilty of any of these, just do me a favor and get it together.
Thanks in advance!! :-D

Feel free to leave your Facebook pet peeves in the comments!

Oh and stay tuned for my pet peeves of Facebook's baby mama's, sister's lil cousin, Twitter!

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Keri Hilson :-(

So I was browsing a few of my FAVORITE blogs this morning, when I ran across a post stating that Keri Hilson was unverified on Twitter. Courtesy of Crunk & Disorderly.

I literally LOL'd, cuz really??? Who DID that? How much SHADE is Twitter throwing?

Honestly tho, I really tried to give Ms. Hilson a chance.  I thought she deserved to finally have some shine of her own, and to just stop being behind the scenes.  I almost thought she could be like a female version of Ne-Yo.

And theeeeeeennnn, she started on some bullshit. She started talkin out her neck about Beyonce and Ciara and who knows who else.  And that's fine...you got your lil single out and now you think you're big time. Right. -__-

And if you've ever followed her on Twitter, then you've seen her antics. She just a mess. Bad grammer, mispelling shit, talkin MADNESS. You're a SONGWRITER!!! Shouldn't you be able to WRITE??? No?? My bad...apparently I don't get it.

And even then, I was still tryna roll with her.

But THEN. She did some shit that I can't even defend!!!

This..........BROAD(I really just almost called her out her name.) made a BIG ass deal about singing the National Anthem at an Atlanta Hawks game vs the LA Lakers and FORGOT the GOTdamn words to the song. See the video below. *sigh*



Now, I understand that she fixed her mistake and went to sing it fine. And for that I give her credit.  What killed it for me was the next day on Twitter she claimed "sound problems".

Come again?? Sound problems made you forget the WORDS??? What does sound have to do with your memory sweetheart???

Ughhhh. If she would've just owned up to her mistake, apologized and maybe add a smiley face or two, I might've diregarded it. But nooooo, you start talkin out your neck again. Talking about "Well it happened 2 Aretha & the best of em!! EEK!!" << did you just compare yourself to ARETHA??? ARETHA FRANKLIN???

Girl, BYE.

Monday, September 6, 2010

Surprise!!!

So I know I said I probably wouldn't be posting over the holiday, buuuuuuuuuut I have to do something while I'm washing clothes and being lazy!! So with that said, lets name a few reasons why laundry SUCKS! ugh.


1. Too much downtime. I ALWAYS forget I'm washing while waiting.


2. Sorting clothes sucks.


3. Folding clothes sucks EVEN more. :-(


4. Taking clothes from the washer to the dryer is just icky.  Damp clothes? Eww.


In closing, I despise doing laundry.  When I'm rich, it's one of the many daily tasks I will no longer participate in. 


Along with driving and making calls to automated phone operators. I HATE those things. They always talk to me like I'm stupid or something. But I guess they're kinda on target, what kinda idiot talks to a computer. *sigh*


Touche, automated operator. Touche.

Friday, September 3, 2010

Fridayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!


It's Friday y'all!!!! Hopefully you have a LOVELY weekend planned out for Labor Day, the last holiday of the Summer. If not, then you need to get to it!!! You didn't even KNOW it was the last holiday of the Summer, did you?? Your welcome.

I don't know if I'll be posting anything this weekend. 3-day weekends have a way of making me act a DAMN fool, so there's NO guarantee I'll be in any condition to be near a computer.

But enough about me! Get out there and start partying like it's 1999!!!

Happy Friday Loves!!

Oh Baby, Where'd You Go???*

So lately I've been having flashbacks to like middle school/high school and I've been trying to figure out where certain "celebrities" are. Basically people who I thought had it MADE, that are now damn near missing. Shall we begin?


1. Donell Jones-- Apparently where he wants to be is far away from being famous. But I diiiiiiiiiiiiiiid just hear a song with him and Young Joc. I think it's called Strip Club...don't hold me to that tho.


2. Lil Mo-- Soooo, I know she's been on twitter, but then again...who hasn't? hmph. I just need one more Lil Mo/Ja Rule collabo and I'll be STRAIGHT.


3. Pretty Ricky-- So the light skinned one puts on red pantie-draws and rocks his shit for the GODS on youtube and then they just disappeared?? AWESOME. I still like that song Tipsy that he was dancing too tho. (don't judge me dammit!)


4. T.Q.-- I KNOW y'all remember his ghetto sangin' ass. Def just saw him in some Cash Money video on MTV Jams. Somebody check your local gas stations and liquor stores for his ass and get back to me.


5. Amil--Soooooo, did Jay-Z give her ass the boot and that was it?? Idk...female rappers are endangered and I'm concerned. You see how Foxy Brown and Lil Kim are looking nowadays. HMPH. But I mean, it's not like Nicki isn't holding it down for female MCs tho. :-D

6. D'Angelo-- Last I heard he was buying uhhhh, "services" from some "working girl" in some hood. *sigh* AND he's fat. Like beer belly, unshaved, gross, creeper uncle fat. After that Untitled video you have the NERVE to get FAT?? Just rude.

7. Jon B.-- I need another slow ass, hittin song. Just one. He may be somewhere makin heaters and I've just been missing out...I don't know. I need another "They Don't Know" tho...

8. Jesse Powell-- Seriously. WHERE ARE YOU?? "You" is my SONG. It will be played at my "wedding".  I put quotations cuz the jury is still out on whether I'll even be getting married...hmph.

9. Mannie Fresh-- I could DO a new Mannie Fresh album. Seriously. How pissed is he at Young Money tho?? ugh.

10. Truth Hurts-- Y'all remember her?? She had that song Addictive ft. Rakim. No, nobody remembers? It's kool. I do...and I thought she had some staying power. Dr. Dre produced the song! No? Still don't remember? *sigh* Maybe it's just me.....

And now here are some people I could HONESTLY do without ever hearing again...
Cassie, Ryan Leslie, Sean Garrett, Sean Kingston, Benzino, Nina Sky, Lil' Romeo, Lil' Fizz, Jeremih, Jazze Pha, Jaheim, Flo Rida (2 words???? REALLY?), Dem Franchise Boyz (and anything else even remotely close, hmph), J. Lo, Soulja Boy and Christina Milian. Just let it go y'all. Please. Pretty Please. For me??

*If you're not singing this JUST like the Destiny's Child song from Writings on the Wall, then I don't know what you're doing in life.

Thursday, September 2, 2010

Wait, wait, wait...did I miss a day or something??

Did y'all know it's Thursday? Cuz I surely did not.


This just made today EVEN better cuz this means the weekend is almost here!!!


Labor Day means BBQ, and BBQ means dranks and dranks mean Mahndi is ON!


Pluuuuuuuuuuuus my Ho-Hoz aren't in Vegas without me, so that means I have them here to rock out with our (non)cocks out!!!!




Oh, and here's what they were doing in Vegas without me...


Bangin' on Vegas. Rude right?? Without ME! But it wasn't their fault...I had some major technical difficulties, which resulted in me cussing out the bank TOO many times. hmph.

So they get a pass. Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuut that means we have to really show out for Labor Day cuz I need to make up for my absence in Vegas.

With that said, Long Beach and surrounding cites...you have been warned. The Ho-Hoz are on a mission for Labor Day! Please act accordingly!!!

But Happy Thursday y'all!! I just realized how excited I am and it's not even Friday. This weekend is gonna be AWESOME.

Real smooth Clifford, real fukkin smooth.


Now I wasn't even gonna acknowledge this idiocy, but clearly how can I not??
Clifford "T.I." Harris and Tameka "Tiny" Cottle-Harris (is she hyphenating this now or what?? who knows...) were arrested for possession of a controlled substance.
You have got to be shitting me. <<> thought when I saw this on http://www.tmz.com. *sigh*
Before I even get to Clifford's ass, let's look at this picture real quick.
1. WTF Tameka?? Baby Pink hair??? Really? Ur doing this?
2. Must your outfit match your hair!? Is it really necessary?
3. You need to dye your roots. I mean if your gonna have this shit, at LEAST keep it up. PLEASE.
4. WHY are you even condoning this shit?? Did you not JUST get married? Why are y'all even out the house??? ugh.
And now...Clifford. You know you done fukked up, rite?? CLEARLY the police have NO sympathy for your ass, so WHY would you even try them? I personally would be driving with my hands on 10 and 2, seatbelt ON nice & tight and sober as HELL.
I can't even finish this. I'm over it.
Moral of the Story:: Stupidity is contagious. Stay yo ass away from T.I. AND Tiny. hmph

Burlesque=AMAZINGNESS



Soooooooo, there's a new movie coming out on Thanksgiving called Burlesque, starring CHER and CHRISTINA AGUILERA!!! ha!
I'm WAY too excited for my own good, but why would I NOT want to see this??? I've been waiting on a Christina comeback after her baby!!! And I refuse to acknowledge this Lady Gaga copycat bullshit she was on. hmph.

Buy anywhooo, after watching the preview I've decided this is like Coyote Ugly meets Glitter, with a splash of Moulin Rouge.

I've already recruited my Whore (not like my own personal hooker, but my friend that I call my whore. sounds kinda rude huh? it is...) to come with me to see it. We JUST might be there on Thanksgiving.

Look for me in your local theater. I'll be the one talking through the ENTIRE movie and throwing a fit EVERYtime Cher comes on the screen.

If you don't believe that this movie is a must-see, just LOOK at this movie poster. *sigh*










Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Jim Carey ALWAYS makes me LMFAO. ALWAYS.

Jim Carey is HI-larious. period.

There's not much else to say. ALL his movies entertain the shit out of me. The Mask, ignorant. Me, Myself & Irene?? amazing. Ace Ventura?? *sigh* Dumb and Dumber?? hahahahahahahahaha. Fun with Dick & Jane!? Genius.

Which brings me to this, Yes Man. hahahahahaha. If you've never seen this movie, you need to Netflix it or SOMETHING. Cuz it's pure hilariousness. (yes...hilariousness is a word. cuz i said so. dammit!) Sorry the quality of this video kinda sucks but it's the only one I could find with this scene that I wanted. Enjoy!


Football!!!! :-D

Soooo, in my opinion football is like the best sport EVER!! I'm pretty sure I'm biased cuz football runs in my veins but oh well, get over it!!

Say what you want, but football is AMAZING and I can't wait until Monday Night Football starts!! I need to find a good sports bar in the Long Beach area where I can go watch the games, have a few beers and talk shit all night!! Any suggestions??

And while you're thinking about that, watch this commercial from like 2 years ago that I effin LOVE. I <3 Troy Polamalu!! You have NO idea. *sigh* haha

I'm bizackkkkk!

Alrite, so life happens and I forgot I even had a blog. eh, well...get over it.

Buuuuuut I'm back and I'm pretty sure this will be a regular thing from now on.

So fasten your seatbelts and get ready for madness and bullshit, the usual. lmao

*muAhs*