Facebook :-/

Let me start off by saying I LOVE Facebook. I'm effin addicted and it's amazing. I've been pressed since it was JUST college students and all you could do was tag photos and poke people. BUT it has slowly become a place of ignorance and messiness and I kinda love it EVEN more. (but don't tell anybody...)

I just wanna point out a few things that really, REALLY irk the shit outta me everytime I log on. *sigh*

1. People who missed like 5 years worth of grammer lessons. Seriously people, it's NOT that hard. I promise.  When you have high school graduation pictures and you don't know the difference between to, too and two???? It makes me sad. So let me help you out

to- It's a preposition y'all. If you don't know how to use it, then I'm REALLY sad inside. Like depressed for you.
ex. She went to the beauty supply to buy a new lacefront.

too- 1. in addition; also; furthermore; moreover
       2.to an excessive extent or degree; beyond what is desirable

ex. Gina needs a new lacefront, too.
     She is too big for those leggings.

two- It's a number y'all. You know, One, Two, Three...and so on. GET IT?? *sigh*

ex. The two of them need new lacefronts. NOW. (haha...I had to.)

2. People who delete their account and then reactivate it and act like it's a miracle. They always come back with a post like, "I couldn't do it! Hey FB, I'm back! Did you miss me??"
And then I'm all...what?? Miss u? You were GONE? Oooooh...yea, no. I don't care. I'm just saying if you're gonna de-activate then just stick with it. I have like almost 500 friends on FB, I can't keep up with even 1/4 of that...*sigh*

3. And do you know who's worse than them? The people who always have posts talkin about how they "think" they're gonna delete their account. Attention whore much? Just do it. Stop asking for people's opinions. 80% won't even know you're gone. PROMISE.

4. People who post what they're doing EVERY second. Getting in the shower, eating dinner, just got off the phone, bout to call my boo...etc. Seriously people...maybe your life is just boring, but please. Spare me. Nobody cares. And if they do, then maybe you should just text them.

5. People who change their profile picture more than once a day. Do I REALLY need to see ALL those angles?? Is this some inside joke I'm missing out on? Cuz I don't get it. AT ALL. And believe me, I think I'm DAMN cute. You do know their are photo albums right? You can put as many pics as you want! I just don't want to have to guess what your default is everytime I refresh the page. Please and thank you.

6. And last but DEF not least. The people who constantly put the SADDEST thing they can think of in their status. I can't decide if they're really just THAT pitiful or if they just want attention. I assume attention, because why else would you put it on FACEBOOK! *sigh* But seriously, I don't wanna be sad when I get on Facebook. Knockitoff. You're ruining it for everybody. Party pooper. :-P

 If you are guilty of any of these, just do me a favor and get it together.
Thanks in advance!! :-D

Feel free to leave your Facebook pet peeves in the comments!

Oh and stay tuned for my pet peeves of Facebook's baby mama's, sister's lil cousin, Twitter!

Keri Hilson :-(

So I was browsing a few of my FAVORITE blogs this morning, when I ran across a post stating that Keri Hilson was unverified on Twitter. Courtesy of Crunk & Disorderly.

I literally LOL'd, cuz really??? Who DID that? How much SHADE is Twitter throwing?

Honestly tho, I really tried to give Ms. Hilson a chance.  I thought she deserved to finally have some shine of her own, and to just stop being behind the scenes.  I almost thought she could be like a female version of Ne-Yo.

And theeeeeeennnn, she started on some bullshit. She started talkin out her neck about Beyonce and Ciara and who knows who else.  And that's fine...you got your lil single out and now you think you're big time. Right. -__-

And if you've ever followed her on Twitter, then you've seen her antics. She just a mess. Bad grammer, mispelling shit, talkin MADNESS. You're a SONGWRITER!!! Shouldn't you be able to WRITE??? No?? My bad...apparently I don't get it.

And even then, I was still tryna roll with her.

But THEN. She did some shit that I can't even defend!!!

This..........BROAD(I really just almost called her out her name.) made a BIG ass deal about singing the National Anthem at an Atlanta Hawks game vs the LA Lakers and FORGOT the GOTdamn words to the song. See the video below. *sigh*



Now, I understand that she fixed her mistake and went to sing it fine. And for that I give her credit.  What killed it for me was the next day on Twitter she claimed "sound problems".

Come again?? Sound problems made you forget the WORDS??? What does sound have to do with your memory sweetheart???

Ughhhh. If she would've just owned up to her mistake, apologized and maybe add a smiley face or two, I might've diregarded it. But nooooo, you start talkin out your neck again. Talking about "Well it happened 2 Aretha & the best of em!! EEK!!" << did you just compare yourself to ARETHA??? ARETHA FRANKLIN???

Girl, BYE.